Name: Dustin Lovelis

Nickname: Squishy

Sign: Capricorn

Favorite:

Ice Cream-Mint and Chip

Book-Ishmael by Daniel Quinn

Color -Maroon

Q1. What animal is your spirit guide?

A1. Probably a turtle.

Q2. If you had a parrot what would you teach it to say?

A2. Miercoles.

Q3. What superhero would you make your sidekick?

A3. Artie, the strongest man in the world. He lives in a porta potty and once beat up the Atlantic Ocean as punishment for allowing Summer to end.

Q4. What do you admire in a person?

A4. People who don’t take themselves too seriously. And people who can find humor in the shittiest situations.

Q5. Biggest Pet Peeve?

A5. Eating powdered donuts while walking on fresh snow.

Q6. Favorite amusement park and ride?

A6. Mr. Toad’s wild ride

Q7. Best vacation memory?

A7. My family went up to Lake Powell when I was in high school, and on the way home our 1985 Suburban ran out of coolant and overheated. My dad had all of us kids urinate in the radiator to get us to the next gas station. It totally worked.

Q8. Childhood ambition?

A8. music.

Q9. Best compliment ever received?

A9. Some little kid told me I look like Joe Dirt.

Q10. What do you wish was invented?

A10. A electric monorail that goes through every major city in the world. Public transport for everybody.

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Name: Graham Lovelis

Nickname: Grimace

Sign: Leo

Favorite

ice cream: cookies and cream

book: right now its The Dharma Bums. Or anything by Hunter S. Thompson

color: dark green
Q1. What animal is your spirit guide?

A1. I would have to say a giraffe. I fed one by hand once and we fell in love. Either that or a red panda.

Q2. If you had a parrot what would you teach it to say?

A2. Roll that beautiful bean footage.

Q3. What superhero would you make your sidekick?

A3. Andrew WK.

Q4. What do you admire in a person?

A4. I’m a pretty big fan of someone with a sense of humor and people that don’t get offended easily. Basically I like people that are balanced. Let’s go to the bar and get weird, then wake up and get back to reality and actually do something.

Q5. Biggest Pet Peeve?

A5. Pregnant people smoking and drinking. And also babies smoking and drinking.

Q6. Favorite amusement park and ride?

A6. Jumping off a cliff over a waterfall into some jungle with a jug of rum and everyone is naked sounds about right.

Q7. Best vacation memory?

A7. All the summer vacations we took as kids with my parents. Always car problems and six people in a Bonneville and no money all they way from California to Virginia. It builds character.

Q8. Childhood ambition?

A8 I loved the mountains and everything that came with it growing up so I moved to Mammoth after high school to become a bona fide mountain man. It didn’t last long but I’m glad I tried.

Q9. Best compliment ever received?

A9. You look like Tom Cruise from Legend. Thank you.

Q10. What do you wish was invented?Indoor gardens for everybody.

A10. Growing your own corn would be pretty tasty.

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Name: Justin Ivey

Nickname: 206

Sign: Aries

Favorite

ice cream: Chocolate chip cookie dough

book: No Logo is a great book.

color: Dodger Blue
Q1. What animal is your spirit guide?

A1. I try and live my life like a Kodiak Bear.
Q2. If you had a parrot what would you teach it to say?

A2. I’m the captain, I’m going down with the ship.

Q3. What superhero would you make your sidekick?

A3. Larry David

Q4. What do you admire in a person?

A4. sense of sarcastic humor and the keen ability to pick ripe avocados.

Q5. Biggest Pet Peeve?

A5. People who jog wearing snuggies.

Q6. Favorite amusement park and ride?

A6. I really like Dollywood in Tennessee. They have a miner themed roller coaster that will knock your socks off.

Q7. Best vacation memory?

A7. Trips up the coast as a child makes my tummy fuzzy. Hearst Castle has a place in my heart.

Q8. Childhood ambition?

A8.Music, or Batman… or a combo of being Batman and putting out holiday records.

Q9. Best compliment ever received?

A9. “Your hair smells like skittles.” A leprechaun said that to me.

Q10. What do you wish was invented?

A10. Universal Healthcare.

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Name: Justin Roeland

Nickname: bug

Sign: Gemini

Favorite:

Ice Cream. Black Raspberry

Book. Various Kerouacs, Bukowski’s and Nabokov’s

Color. my pee after vitamins

Q1. What animal is your spirit guide?

A1. I get the strangest looks from goldfish, theres some ancient connection there

Q2. If you had a parrot what would you teach it to say?

A2. “I just gotta keep on keepin on”

Q3. What superhero would you make your sidekick?

A3. The dirt bike kid..as a grown man…on the same dirt bike.

Q4. What do you admire in a person?

A4. People who take pride in their work no matter what it might be, someone with a great wild laugh.

Q5. Biggest Pet Peeve?

A5. laziness, lack of respect for environment, nature, community.

Q6. Favorite amusement park and ride?

A6. tea cups at the carnival

Q7. Best vacation memory?

A7. many vomits, fishing trips with dad, going to bed hungry because we didn’t catch anything, KO punch to the raccoon sniffing our tent in the middle of the night.

Q8. Childhood ambition?

A8. musician, ranger, or professional fly fisherman

Q9. Best compliment ever received?

A9. nice throw

Q10. What do you wish was invented?

A10. see through wood