Deleted Scenes – Dan

Name: Dan
Nickname: none
Sign: Pieces

Food: crab feast;
Book: Infinite Jest.
Season: spring

Q1. How many times have you been pulled over? And why?
A1.too many to remember. the most memorable is being pulled over from a hospital bed after wrecking my car in 2004. I was issued a ticket for running a red signal while supine, staples fresh in my head. To make it worse, the signal had malfunctioned, causing the running and the wreck. I haven’t owned a car since.

Q2. Is your mother a good cook? If so what your favorite meal?
A2.yes, she cooks a mean rock fish.

Q3. What’s your vice?
A3.I’m compulsively apologetic.

Q4. If you could live in a movie for a day, which movie would it be? Would you be yourself or another character?
A4.I’d probably be Ian McKay from the Fugazi documentary Instrument, because I’d be rich and still have tons of cred.

Q5. If your art was an ice cream flavor which one would it be?
A5.Steven Colbert’s Americone Dream, of course.

Q6. Did you have an imaginary friend as a child?
A6.No. I tried but it didn’t work.

Q7. Personal Quote?
A7.“Take a fearless and searching moral inventory of yourself.” – 4th step of AA.

Q8. Are you left or right handed?

Q9. Do you drink coffee? If so how many cups a day
A9.When working, 3 or 4. When not working, 0.

Q10. Best show you have ever been too?
A10.Tie between Les Savy Fav @ Black Cat in 2003 and Radiohead @ Field Day Fest in 2004.

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The Deadly Syndrome – Chris


Chris from the Deadly Syndrome


Season: crawfish season

Q1. Are you superstitious?
A1.yes, i believe in ghosts. that’s why we have songs about wolves and ships

Q2. Best show you’ve ever been too?
A2.dragon master showcase

Q3. What have you said you would never do, but have ended up doing?
A3.falling asleep

Q4. Bathroom read?
A4.i like to smoke on the toilet.

Q5. Most Embarrassing Moment?
A5.when i first accidentally exposed myself in front of my friends. it was dreadful to me at the time. i couldn’t seem to recover.

Q6. If you were a Transformer, what car/truck would you transform into?
A6.silver datsun roadster with black leather

Q7. What was your favorite cartoon when you were a kid?
A7.dumbo or anything black and white.

Q8. What’s your vice?
A8.hurling my moral troubles onto the ears of confused teens

Q9. When are you most creative morning, mid day, or evening?
A9. mostly late at night, sometimes when i’m driving too

Q10. You were slipped a radioactive roofie by an evil scientist and now have mutated, what’s your superpower? uncompromising ability to apply the sternest of censorship standards for teens. is this interview really for teens?

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