Aaron Kraten

Posted on June 8, 2009 by B_MAOI

Name: Aaron Kraten

Nickname: Kraten , Jerry Lewis , Scrumdilyumptious

Sign: the pschizophrenic fishes

Favorite.

Food – new york hot dogs

Color – green

Season – fall in PA

Q1. How many times have you been pulled over? And why?

A1. 3…

doing donuts backwards in the park in huntington beach at 3am

driving without headlight at dusk

speeding

Q2. Is your mother a good cook? If so what your favorite meal?

A2. no, burnt toast.

Q3. What’s your vice?

A3. video games , they haunt me mostly megaman

Q4. If you could live in a movie for a day, which movie would it be?

Would you be yourself or another character?

A4. rubbish heap, mark gonzales

Q5. If your art was an ice cream flavor which one would it be?

A5. a foot with a bubble gum toe

Q6. Did you have an imaginary friend as a child?

A6. no only imaginary parents

Q7. Personal Quote?

A7.where am I ?

Q8. Are you left or right handed?

A8.I am a left handed righty

Q9. Do you drink coffee? If so how many cups a day?

A9. sometimes, not enough

Q10. Best show you have ever been too?

A10. The Faint at Koo’s cafe

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Glenn Arthur

Posted on June 5, 2009 by B_MAOI

Name: Glenn Arthur
Nickname: Glenny
Sign: Aquarius

Favorite:
Ice Cream: Strawberry
Book: The kind I can color in.
Color: Black (but only until they come out with something darker)

Q1. What animal is your spirit guide?
A1.Not sure. I hope it’s a hummingbird…and if it’s not then I’ll just lie and say it is 😉

Q2. If you had a parrot what would you teach it to say?
A2.”Get off my lawn!”

Q3. What superhero would you make your sidekick?
A3.Wonder Woman for sure. But only if i get to fly the invisible jet!

Q4. What do you admire in a person?
A4.Intelligent vulgarity.

Q5. Biggest Pet Peeve?
A5.People who drive like idiots!!!

Q6. Favorite amusement park and ride?
A6.Disneyland totally. The Pirates Of The Caribbean without a doubt. Yo Ho!

Q7. Best vacation memory?
A7.Birthday trip to San Jose for a Friday the 13th midnight flashlight tour through The Winchester Mystery House. SO RAD!!!

Q8. Childhood ambition?
A8.Coloring in the lines, climbing trees (without falling out) and launching myself farther than my sister off the swing set!!!

Q9. Best compliment ever received?
A9.You have a very attractive hairline. HAHA…WTF?!?

Q10. What do you wish was invented?
A10. A dream video recorder. Although my dreams probably aren’t suitable for public viewing.

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Ekundayo – Dragon Slayer

Posted on May 12, 2009 by B_MAOI

Name:Ekundayo Duvea Reid
Nickname:Dayo
Sign:Taurus

Favorite:
Color.purple
Day of the Week.Saturday
Book. sexopedia

Q1.If you could live in a movie for a day which one would it be? Would you be yourself or another character?
A1.it would be “the never ending story” and i would be the big white dragon thing

Q2.Childhood Ambition?
A2.Move things with my mind &i still believe i can do it!

Q3.When and where would you go in time?
A3.I would go to medieval times so i can kill kill kill, slay dragons, ride horses, have unprotected sex, and not take a shower

Q5.How many cups of coffee or energy drinks do you go through while working?
A5.i don’t take any energy drinks, just a strong bump to get the day started, Cook that cake!

Q6. Favorite bathroom read?
A6. Vice magazine

Q7. Biggest Pet Peeve?
A7.When people take dictation from me and don’t write what i tell them to

Q8. What do you YouTube most?
A8.Elephants painting other elephants

Q9. Best vacation memory?
A9.Ridding through the jungles of Brazil on Horse Back

Q10. Did you ever eat straight butter as a kid?
A10. no i ate I ate straight ketchup

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Brandi Milne – Sweet Cherry Red

Posted on May 9, 2009 by B_MAOI

Name: Brandi Milne
Sign: Aquarius

Favorite:
Color. Cherry Red!
Book.So Good For Little Bunnies
Day of the Week.Saturday

Q1.Would you stand outside and eat all the raindrops that were gum drops and lemon drops?
A1.Yes.

Q2.If Mr. Myagi were your next door neighbor would you want to be the next karate kid?
A2. Hell no.

Q3.Biggest Pet Peeve?
A3….there’s so many…I’ll just choose from a sampling in my mind.
I hate when you’re talking to someone, and they’re not listening.
They’re thinking of what they’re gonna say next, so mesmerized by themselves, you don’t exist. It’s cool. And men with egos the size of my ars.

Q4.Did you ever eat straight butter as a kid?
A4.No, frosting. I straight ate frosting, son.

Q5.One wish…what would it be?
A5. I wish for more rain. This is ridiculous.

Q6.What kind of cell phone do you want? How old were you when you got your first cell phone?
A6. Remember those cellular phones in tv shows and movies from the 70’s? Like a brick? I want one of those. I wish for rain and a brick cell phone.
I was 27 when I got a plain old red one.

Q7.What do you do when stressed out?
A7. I get night terrors and scream like a banshee.

Q8.Childhood Ambition?
A8. My ambition was to try to get as much stuff as possible, just for being me. Candy, toys, licorice, dolls, pets, m&ms – the good stuff. I was the youngest of 4 kids, so that was my leverage. Now, not so much.

Q9. Is your mom a good cook? If so favorite dish?
A9.My mom was the best cook in the world. She ruled. ..my favorite thing she made was everything she made. De~licious!

Q10. Name of first born child?
A10.It’s a secret. He’s a legend. Like the Loch Ness.

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